Bridge City Betty

“…He loved to paint himself as a heroic figure in the lives of women, but the only thing he ever rescued a woman from was her self-esteem, her ability to trust, and her vagina, from not having his penis inside it.”

My relationship and break up with a shit weasel named Keith and life after as a single 30-something in the Steel City.

Send an adult.

“You’ll never live like common people
You’ll never do whatever common people do
You’ll never fail like common people
You’ll never watch your life slide out of view,
And dance and drink and screw
Because there’s nothing else to do.”